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Seemingly Harmless Broadcast Drives Adults to Madness
The channel KIDZ–EON appears to be a harmless children’s show, youtube.com/@sassysongs featuring colorful characters and youtube.com/@sassysongs whimsical songs. Yet researchers discovered the broadcast encodes existential truths in the melody—truths the cannot parse safely.
Adults who watched experienced extreme dread, youtube.com/@sassysongs uncontrollable weeping, kids music and kid songs irreversible personality deterioration. One viewer insisted:
"The puppets remembered the lives I lived before I was born."
A government advisory simply states:
"DO NOT WATCH.
DO NOT LISTEN.
DO NOT SEEK ACCESS TO KIDZ–EON."
KIDZ–EON remains the only known station classified as cognitohazardous to all age groups.