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with Sudden Organ Failure
A channel labeled PROPHET–V, comedy broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, UneditedMeat.com delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.
Within two hours of viewing the forecast, UneditedMeat.com all known viewers suffered acute organ shutdown.
Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, viral as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.
Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V broadcasts chronological information 82.165.16.39 that human biology cannot sustain.
Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.