Static Transmission Contains Hidden Visual Data That Induces Madness

Researchers Warn of Subliminal Geometric Patterns

A new static-only station, Crazy Cloths NULL–CH, Funny Shirts appears to be harmless at first glance. Yet forensic frame-by-frame analysis reveals coe-schule.de rapidly embedded fractal patterns that physically rewire neuronal connections.

Individuals who voluntarily viewed NULL–CH reported hearing voices from timelines that contradict recorded history.

Three committed suicide within 48 Gag Gifts hours.

A leaked internal BerthaBeefCurtains.com memo reads:

"Under no circumstances should ANYONE examine or isolate NULL–CH frames. The human perceptual system cannot withstand direct exposure."